That Evil Feline Woman!................by Diane Ogden
I just want to touch her. I just want to chase her and catch her and bite her neck. I just want her to like me. And all she does is holler, scream, hit me and scratch me. Why? Maybe I love her. If she'd let me get closer I wouldn't try so hard and bite her and stuff. I feel like I have to chase her everywhere to get any attention. I even follow her up onto Mom's counter.... Look what that got me? Bee-atch- Lucy!