"CAT TALES"

Saturday, December 7, 2013

That Evil Feline Woman!................by Diane Ogden

I just want to touch her.   I just want to chase her and catch her and bite her neck.  I just want her to like me.  And all she does is holler, scream,  hit me and scratch me.  Why?  Maybe I love her.  If she'd let me get closer I wouldn't try so hard and bite her and stuff.  I feel like I have to chase her everywhere to get any attention. I even follow her up onto Mom's counter....  Look what that got me?  Bee-atch- Lucy!

 
 
What's a guy to do?